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I'm so tired of the right-wing being hateful, cruel, spiteful, dishonest, and attacking everyone who is not like them. I am a voice in the wilderness of a red city deep within a red state, surrounded by the hate of the GOP.

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  1. weirdalfans:

    HE DID IT! After three decades Weird Al has finally hit number one on the charts!!! This is a long overdue accomplishment! 

    Very very happy for Mr. Yankovic and his band of merry gentlemen right now!

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  3. huffingtonpost:

    Weird Al is on fire. His video for “Tacky” is laugh-out loud hilarious.

    Watch his hilarious spoof on Pharrell’s “Happy” here.

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  5. tpmmedia:

"I love my Bristol!" Sarah Palin wrote in her Facebook post. “My straight-shooter is one of the strongest young women you’ll ever meet. I have to say this as a proud mama: right up there with their work ethic and heart for those less fortunate, my kids’ defense of family makes my heart soar!”
More on the post-Palin Brawl comments.

And dumber than a bag of rocks.

    tpmmedia:

    "I love my Bristol!" Sarah Palin wrote in her Facebook post. “My straight-shooter is one of the strongest young women you’ll ever meet. I have to say this as a proud mama: right up there with their work ethic and heart for those less fortunate, my kids’ defense of family makes my heart soar!”

    More on the post-Palin Brawl comments.

    And dumber than a bag of rocks.

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  7. daily-meme:

It Shouldn’t Be Like That, But It Ishttp://daily-meme.tumblr.com/

    daily-meme:

    It Shouldn’t Be Like That, But It Is
    http://daily-meme.tumblr.com/

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  10. daily-meme:

30 Facts That Sound Like BS, But Are Actually True. #12 Is Mind Blowinghttp://daily-meme.tumblr.com/

So where are 8 through 30?

    daily-meme:

    30 Facts That Sound Like BS, But Are Actually True. #12 Is Mind Blowing
    http://daily-meme.tumblr.com/

    So where are 8 through 30?

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  12. How can Americans vote for anyone who hates them?

    How can Americans vote for anyone who hates them?

    (Source: questionall)

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  14. did-you-kno:

"Rangas" is an Australian slang term for redheads. Some find the word highly offensive because it is inspired by the color of orangutans.  Source

A girl without freckles is like a night without stars.

    did-you-kno:

    "Rangas" is an Australian slang term for redheads. Some find the word highly offensive because it is inspired by the color of orangutans. Source

    A girl without freckles is like a night without stars.

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  18. "

    Major League Baseball and the NBA are both for profit leagues. It is stunningly hypocritical for the NFL to insist on maintaining their tax-exempt status while sweeping high profile domestic violence incidents under the rug.

    The NFL as an organization has dodged at least $10 million in federal taxes per year, but that could be coming to an end soon. It is a rarity, but Democrats and Republicans have found something that they agree on.

    The NFL is out of control, and they need to learn that there is a price to be paid for looking the other way on domestic violence.

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  20. The War Against Uppity Lying Liar Neil DeGrasse Tyson

    holygoddamnshitballs:

    Astrophysicist and Cosmos star Neil deGrasse Tyson was already a target of the anti-intellectual right, but a raft of new charges against the nerd-tastic Tyson add lying liarhood to his prior convictions on numerous counts of uppitiness, and they’re trying to get normal people to…

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    "Bobby" Jindal, the battered bit of old presidential timber presently warping out behind the bait shoppe, put on his National Political Figure drag again and went to Washington to talk about energy policy. Most of the energy in the plan is to get people talking about what a serious person Jindal is, and not to notice that his state is falling apart, his education plan there is a whopping side dish of theocratic corruption, and that his constituents would be bitterly divided should Jindal be eaten by alligators. So he goes to Washington to be a smart person again and what a hot mess he continues to be. [….]

    But what makes Jindal’s most recent stab at political puberty even more of a work of art is the way that the same guy who’s calling the administration a bunch of science deniers declines to answer the burning political question of whether Charles Darwin was right.

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  24. Stephen Colbert blasts Sean Hannity for defending Adrian Peterson, corporal punishment | video

    holygoddamnshitballs:

    Stephen Colbert discussed the NFL’s very troubling and unacceptable domestic abuse problem, on Thursday night. However, not everyone thinks that certain cases are problematic: Sean Hannity recently defended Minnesota Vikings player Adrian Peterson, who was arrested for whipping his 4-year-old with a tree branch.

    “I got hit with a strap. Bam, bam, bam,” Hannity explained mimicking the beating with his belt. “And I’ve never been to a shrink — by my father. I will tell you I think I deserved it. I think [Peterson] went too far, but I don’t want to see this guy get a felony. I don’t want to see this guy lose his job.”

    The segment then takes a sharp turn away from football and toward Hannity.

    So that’s what’s wrong with him.

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  26. The single-most significant reason not to eat his shitty pizza. I mean, really, who puts cayenne pepper in pizza sauce? Pepper is an anaesthetic. More specifically, capsaicin deadens your tastebuds, so that you can’t taste anything else after your tongue comes in contact with it.

    The single-most significant reason not to eat his shitty pizza. I mean, really, who puts cayenne pepper in pizza sauce?

    Pepper is an anaesthetic. More specifically, capsaicin deadens your tastebuds, so that you can’t taste anything else after your tongue comes in contact with it.

    (Source: satanic-capitalist)

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  28. Twisted Teabagger Clive Bundy Let Cows Graze On Highway, Causing Horrific Accident, Blames Government

    holygoddamnshitballs:

    At 1:15 am on April 14, Danielle Beck and her boyfriend, Mathew Zanatta, were driving on Nevada route 1-15, heading north at 75 miles per hour. Zanatta, who was driving the car, suddenly realized that there were cows standing in both lanes of the road ahead of him. He attempted to stop the…

    Can’t Ms. Beck, after she wins her lawsuit, put a lien on Asshat Bundy’s property, and then have Nevada go in and collect, or is this scumbag judgment-proof?

    If she gets a flesh-eating lawyer, she can take him for all he’s got.

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